Arctic Monkeys - Brianstorm

Letra:

Brian,
Top marks for not tryin'
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We're grateful and so strangely comforted

And I wonder are you puttin' us under
Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that's the impression I get cause you're smooth and you're wet
And she's not aware yet but she's yours

She'll be sayin' use me
Show me the jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
Your rendezvous rate means that you'll never be frightened to make them wait for a while
I doubt it's your style not to get what you set out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the unforecasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, collected, and commandin'
(Top marks for not tryin')
You made the other stories standin'
With your renditions and jokes
Bet there's hundreds of blokes that have wept cause you've stolen their ...thunder
Are you puttin' us under

Cause we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt and ties combination
Well see you later, innovator

NOTICIA:

LOC 1: BRIAN STONE, FUE DETENIDO ESTE DOMINGO, POR EL CICPC, DEBIDO A QUE SE LE ENCONTRÓ ABUSANDO Y PROSTITUYENDO A CINCO JÓVENES MENORES DE EDAD, EN UN HOTEL DE LA CIUDAD DE CARACAS.

LOC 1: STONE, ATRAÍA A LAS ADOLESCENTES POR SU CARISMA Y SIMPATÍA, ASÍ LO INFORMARON ELLAS. TAMBIÉN AFORMARON QUE PERMITIERON QUE STONE SE SOBREPASARA CON ELLAS PORQUE ES UN HOMBRE CALMADO, SERENO, Y DOMINANTE.

LOC 1: A PESAR DE LAS CARACTERÍSTICAS QUE POSEÍA BRIAN PARA MANTENER A LAS CHICAS A SUS PIES, ESTAS SE PERCATARON LUEGO DE UN AÑO, APROXIMADAMENTE, QUE LAS ESTABA USANDO PARA COMPLACER LOS DESEOS SEXUALES DE SUS AMIGOS Y RECIBÍA DINERO POR ELLO.